Mr. Spork

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khaleesi: stfuconservatives: justjasper: fuckyeahfeminists: “Try it today and see why Dr. Pepper TEN is not for women.” Let them know that your MONEY is not for their business! Telephone: 1-800-696-5891 Customer service form: http://www.econsumeraffairs.com/am_bev/contactus.htm?F1=drpepper wtf This doesn’t even explain why it’s “not for women.” Because it tastes good and has 10 calories? What??? this… what Wait, what the fuck? I mean, the site doesn’t show this now, but still

khaleesi:

stfuconservatives:

justjasper:

fuckyeahfeminists:

“Try it today and see why Dr. Pepper TEN is not for women.”

Let them know that your MONEY is not for their business!

Telephone: 1-800-696-5891

Customer service form: http://www.econsumeraffairs.com/am_bev/contactus.htm?F1=drpepper

wtf

This doesn’t even explain why it’s “not for women.” Because it tastes good and has 10 calories? What???

this… what

Wait, what the fuck? I mean, the site doesn’t show this now, but still

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    Unless they changed it, this isn’t real….
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    Just sent mine in. Do it!!
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