Mr. Spork

Infrequently updated, frequently checked. No standard theme, just whatever's on my mind.
jam-my-jammiedodger:

that-damned-elusive-pimpernel:

icantbelieveitsnotsanity:

gamzeedicks:

heirofqueso:

“not with the way she was looking at me.”
does this mean i will get the weirdest of looks throughout my life time

“Mission accomplished - let’s go home!”
kajsldfjfshg

“Since Latin America served as a source of raw materials and foodstuffs for the industrializing nations of Europe and the United States, exports-especially wheat, tobacco, wool, sugar, coffee, and hides-to the North Atlantic countries increased noticeably.”
wat

“…has been said elsewhere:…”
-__- 

“I crave fit disposition for my wife…” 
Aw yeah, Othello

“…more than brigands?”
Yes, complete with question mark

jam-my-jammiedodger:

that-damned-elusive-pimpernel:

icantbelieveitsnotsanity:

gamzeedicks:

heirofqueso:

“not with the way she was looking at me.”

does this mean i will get the weirdest of looks throughout my life time

“Mission accomplished - let’s go home!”

kajsldfjfshg

“Since Latin America served as a source of raw materials and foodstuffs for the industrializing nations of Europe and the United States, exports-especially wheat, tobacco, wool, sugar, coffee, and hides-to the North Atlantic countries increased noticeably.”

wat

“…has been said elsewhere:…”

-__- 

“I crave fit disposition for my wife…” 

Aw yeah, Othello

“…more than brigands?”

Yes, complete with question mark

(via tinker-timelord-detective-doctor)

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